Originally posted Feb 16, 2016 (Patton was 4y3m) In Which I Must Choose to Laugh or Cry: Patton and I laying in bed at night. To help you understand this […]

Patton is six years old.  He has grown tall and lanky, and I’m so pissed that I didn’t start marking the wall with his height sooner.  I spend days in […]

Tim: Charlie, where are your underwear? Charlie: I took them off. They were too fuzzy. The end.