Charlie: These are my ears. *Points to ears*
Me: Yes they are.
Charlie: My tummy. *Holds fat rolls*
Charlie: This is my vulva.
Me: That’s right.
Charlie. S’not for everybody! S’not for you. S’not for Patton. Is just for me!
Me: That’s exactly right.
Charlie: And pee pee lives in it.
Me, laughing: Pee lives in it? Do you know where your pee comes out, that’s called a urethra. Can you say urethra?
Charlie: My rethra.
Charlie: Is NOT YOU rethra. Is MY rethra. S’not for everybody!!